Tuesday, June 26, 2007
....now what...
I think I discovered the true meaning/feeling of procrastination... That saying is true...you do end up fucking yourself in the end. Now what... ?? ... Whats done is done...shiet...hhhhhhhhhhhhhh.... Thats all I have to say/write.... except. . . . FUCK!!
Monday, June 11, 2007
Friday, December 1, 2006
FRIDAY: Yipppppppeeeeeee!!!!
This week went by a little too slow for me going through it BUT now that I think back on it it went by too fast...strange.... let's see...let's look for some highlights besides for the weather being cold this week:
-MONDAY: Introduced a "new" massage therapist to the clinic; Found out I may have been too drunk over the weekend....I was talking out of my butt and I inspired the "wrong people" to begin running and do a marathon in March...."wrong people" meaning that they actually are gonna do it and now want me to do it or at least train with them...shit...
-TUESDAY: Emailed people so much at work that it felt like I was on Instant Messenger...pretty fun...but not a very productive day...but fun...
-WEDNESDAY: Had coffee with my "old" massage therapist....my "new" massage therapist may leave the practice (not my fault); Bought Superman Returns and the new Incubus album at Target....Superman Returns is the shiznit....Incubus album is pretty good...maybe I have to listen to it more in order for me to like it as much as the previous ones...
- THURSDAY: Co-workers birthday...went out for a beer at lunch (which made me feel lazy throughout the rest of the day)...; Sang kareoke with my Dad 'til 1 AM....pretty funny...
- FRIDAY: I'm off half day!!! Yipppppeeeeee!!!!
-MONDAY: Introduced a "new" massage therapist to the clinic; Found out I may have been too drunk over the weekend....I was talking out of my butt and I inspired the "wrong people" to begin running and do a marathon in March...."wrong people" meaning that they actually are gonna do it and now want me to do it or at least train with them...shit...
-TUESDAY: Emailed people so much at work that it felt like I was on Instant Messenger...pretty fun...but not a very productive day...but fun...
-WEDNESDAY: Had coffee with my "old" massage therapist....my "new" massage therapist may leave the practice (not my fault); Bought Superman Returns and the new Incubus album at Target....Superman Returns is the shiznit....Incubus album is pretty good...maybe I have to listen to it more in order for me to like it as much as the previous ones...
- THURSDAY: Co-workers birthday...went out for a beer at lunch (which made me feel lazy throughout the rest of the day)...; Sang kareoke with my Dad 'til 1 AM....pretty funny...
- FRIDAY: I'm off half day!!! Yipppppeeeeee!!!!
Monday, November 27, 2006
Friday, November 24, 2006
Aftermath: I'm stuffed!
Thanksgiving was awsome!!! I love seeing my family! Seeing us all together reminds me of one of the main reasons I moved back down to Southern California. We are truly a unique bunch.
The food was, as usual, very yummy. I think I tried just about everything on the table at BOTH parties. I'm still full....and I'm at work (I should have taken today off..)....I can't believe how full I feel..I hope I don't accidentally "unload" on a patient....I wonder if this is how "Belle" felt...
The food was, as usual, very yummy. I think I tried just about everything on the table at BOTH parties. I'm still full....and I'm at work (I should have taken today off..)....I can't believe how full I feel..I hope I don't accidentally "unload" on a patient....I wonder if this is how "Belle" felt...
Thursday, November 23, 2006
Tuesday, November 21, 2006
TRUE STORY: I love old people...
I love treating "old" people... From my experiences, they show you the most gratitude and appreciation when you genuinely try to help them.
I walked into treatment room #2 today and there stood...well, we'll call her "Belle" to avoid any HIPAA violations...and just because I want to (take that Dr. Smelly). There she stood with her short, grayish-silver hair, her face looking so sweet and animate. She gave me her usual smile and I noticed she was wearing her usual white, semi-fitted, gym pants, a large, pink t-shirt, and her running shoes. I smiled back (because like I said..."I love treating 'old' people"), shut the door and noticed the lavender candle in the room that I light every morning became unscented...well...maybe not unscented but it definitely didn't smell like lavender in the room..it was more of a pungent smell. In an attempt to keep her from feeling awkward, I strained to hold my smile and told her to lay face down on the treatment table. Now, sure that she couldn't see me, I gave her my "face of disgust" and let out a silent dry heave... It came time to adjust/treat her lower back (by this time I dont know if I got used to the smell or just stopped breathing) so I twisted her like a pretzel and pushed on her lower back....at that moment Belle's ass "barked" at me. It startled me which also made me let off on my thrust (I also noticed my face was in close proximity to her ass...damit..and the smell of the room went from pungent to rancid). She didn't say anything so I decided to give her low back another push to complete the treatment...then....instead of a bark, Belle's ass let out a different sound...a gargling watery sound.... and now I noticed her white, semi-fitted, gym pants weren't all completely white...well at least not the area that was 3 inches from the palm of my hand (FUCKIN' GROSS!!). Now there was a very noticeable brown area at the back of her pants....I thought I was for sure going to get an ear full...but...instead, Belle sat up, gave me an awkward smile (nevertheless..still a smile) and told me her back was feeling much better, and to schedule her for the same day and time next week.
You see.....now that is gratitude for ya'! I literally adjusted the "shit" out of Belle and...well...there you have it!!....chiropractic can also be used to treat constipation...
I walked into treatment room #2 today and there stood...well, we'll call her "Belle" to avoid any HIPAA violations...and just because I want to (take that Dr. Smelly). There she stood with her short, grayish-silver hair, her face looking so sweet and animate. She gave me her usual smile and I noticed she was wearing her usual white, semi-fitted, gym pants, a large, pink t-shirt, and her running shoes. I smiled back (because like I said..."I love treating 'old' people"), shut the door and noticed the lavender candle in the room that I light every morning became unscented...well...maybe not unscented but it definitely didn't smell like lavender in the room..it was more of a pungent smell. In an attempt to keep her from feeling awkward, I strained to hold my smile and told her to lay face down on the treatment table. Now, sure that she couldn't see me, I gave her my "face of disgust" and let out a silent dry heave... It came time to adjust/treat her lower back (by this time I dont know if I got used to the smell or just stopped breathing) so I twisted her like a pretzel and pushed on her lower back....at that moment Belle's ass "barked" at me. It startled me which also made me let off on my thrust (I also noticed my face was in close proximity to her ass...damit..and the smell of the room went from pungent to rancid). She didn't say anything so I decided to give her low back another push to complete the treatment...then....instead of a bark, Belle's ass let out a different sound...a gargling watery sound.... and now I noticed her white, semi-fitted, gym pants weren't all completely white...well at least not the area that was 3 inches from the palm of my hand (FUCKIN' GROSS!!). Now there was a very noticeable brown area at the back of her pants....I thought I was for sure going to get an ear full...but...instead, Belle sat up, gave me an awkward smile (nevertheless..still a smile) and told me her back was feeling much better, and to schedule her for the same day and time next week.
You see.....now that is gratitude for ya'! I literally adjusted the "shit" out of Belle and...well...there you have it!!....chiropractic can also be used to treat constipation...
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