Prescription: Blog 1-2 times/week or as needed

My doctors, Dr. Smelly and Dr. Yikes, have stated that I have to "allocate" some of my thoughts to blog format. I think it is supposed to be a life altering experience....I guess we will see.

I have learned a lot these past coulple of days.....I have learned that:

-Dr. Smelly smells like curry! At first, it was a mystery to me what her aroma was but this past weekend I was walking by her and a certain smell began to curddle in my nose...I dont know if the curry type was yellow, red, green, or panang but further investigations will have to be done inorder for me to truly understand this phenomenon...then of course I will have to endure extensive psychotherapy to reverse the negative effects of the tramatic experience....Happy Birthday, Dr. Smelly!!

-BBQ + Sake + Beer + Flag Football + Pinata + Jungle Gyms + Video Games = An Awsome Time and a pulled groine.

-I am supposed to be an attention whore, out spoken, and confident...I am working on it...

-Chiropractic is a ADJECTIVE!!...and a noun?! What the hell?! Don't chiropractors have to prove themselves enough! We not only have to prove ourselves to the scientific community and the public, but now I guess to the grammar associations around the world!........Well, from now on I am a Doctor of "Chiropraxis" that serves society through "chiropractic" care. (How's that, Dr. Yikes?)

......this blog stuff isn't half bad....