All right...I confess!! I did something stupid this weekend...something that I can no longer keep to myself....(Dr. Smelly...I hold you responsible)
Sunday morning I decided to take a shower before I left Lou and Belle's casa. I entered the bathroom with all the things I needed to get the job done...my change of clothes for the day and my overnight kit...I know...manly right?! Sometimes I take the items I need (toothpaste, dental floss, body lotion, deodorant, eye drops, etc.) and line them up so I don't forget to use them...I know...manly. Well, after my shower, my eyes were still pretty dry and irritated from being exposed all weekend to allergens (grass, dust, trees, dogs, the down blanket I was given to sleep with by Dr. Smelly, etc.)...again I say to you...manly! I decided I would benefit from moisturizing eye drops...but when I put a drop in my eye my eye started to burn....I mean...BURN...FUCKING BURN...do you understand! I quickly looked at my eye drops with my good eye and read..."Powerful - One Drop - Deodorizer" I was like...."What the fuck is this!!" I must have grabbed the wrong dropper! ...but then I had no time to lose...I went into emergency procedures mode and flushed my eye with gallons and gallons of water (Lou and Belle your first water bill may have to be on me....).
This Thanksgiving I am thankful for being able to see out of both eyes. I am also thankful for the pleasant odor that my right eye will forever exude.
"Thank you, One Drop....you have changed my life forever...."
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now your eyes smell good. =)
oh shit romeo...i can't believe you did that...I was frickin rolling on the floor after I read this post...
on the serious side though, I'm really glad your eyes are okay(but I still can't stop laughing)
that is freaking hilarious!!! i mean um..i'm sorry. that must have been painful. but hahaha omg romeo
haha, now that was a genius move that i thought sherwin would do! at least you're alright. next time i see you can i smell your eye?
haha haha. sorry man, that's freaking funny! no wonder you wanted to leave our place in such a hurry=P. speaking of manly, i tried to comment yesterday about your template..and all the pink in it..so manly=). anyways, i hope your eye is doing much better!
hahaha...i don't remember if it was you or not but when i woke up i asked if anyone had any eye drops and you said there was one in the bathroom. were you referring to the one drop? good comedy, my friend.
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